A-Z Deal or No Deals

Printable View

20th March 2007, 20:06
Hazell B

A-Z Deal or No Deals

Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :p :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :p :
20th March 2007, 20:25
CarlMetro

Veal or No Veal?
20th March 2007, 20:38
slinkster

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!
20th March 2007, 20:39
Hazell B

No veal!

Don't get me started on milk-fed crated animals :mark:
20th March 2007, 20:40
LotusElise

Heel or no heel - deciding which shoes to wear on a night out?
20th March 2007, 20:41
Hazell B

Quote:

Originally Posted by slinkster

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on :laugh: Also Peal or No Peal with a broken bell and one still with it's ringer :p :
20th March 2007, 20:50
slinkster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazell B

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on :laugh:

:laugh: Spoil sport! ... hehe, I can't really blame him...
20th March 2007, 21:19
Eki

Seal or no seal. Eel or no eel. Real or no real.
20th March 2007, 21:19
Dave B

I saw what I thought was a small duck the other day. I had to ask myself "teal or no teal?"
20th March 2007, 21:20
schmenke

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlMetro

Veal or No Veal?

Definitely veal.

Carl, I was wondering if you should take further action on your recent court case. You know, apeal or no apeal...
20th March 2007, 21:34
Dave B

Is that the distant sound of church bells? :p
20th March 2007, 21:45
cos

Your pick for BTCC champion this year - Neal or no Neal?
20th March 2007, 21:45
tony_yeboah

kneel or no kneel - deciding what your stance will be for the evenings activities ;)
20th March 2007, 21:58
cos

Is that marine mammal over yonder a pinniped - seal or no seal?
20th March 2007, 22:04
Dave B

Did Cindy keep her surname when she married Ian on Eastenders? :\
20th March 2007, 22:39
CarlMetro

Squeal or No Squeal?
20th March 2007, 22:55
Eki

Quote:

Originally Posted by schmenke

Definitely veal.

Carl, I was wondering if you should take further action on your recent court case. You know, apeal or no apeal...

Steal or no steal?
21st March 2007, 17:47
luvracin

Considering the game show itself....

Greedy or Not Greedy.
21st March 2007, 18:45
Hazell B

Luvracin, that one wouldn't work - didn't you know no woman can be too rich, too thin or too greedy :p :

(Thanks in part to Ms Coco Channel for that one)
21st March 2007, 22:25
tintin

Thinking about an evening of Scottish dancing?
Reel or no reel.

Boat or raft?
Keel or no keel

Walking or driving?
Wheels or no wheels

Ex-Brookside and The Jury actress?
Friel or no Friel

Playing in Germany?
Spiel or no spiel

Trip to Kent?
Deal or no deal
22nd March 2007, 00:44
stevie_gerrard

Thinking of studying chemistry?

Keele or No Keele :p :

Fancy Dying suddenly?

Keel Over or No Keel Over :p :

Fancy drinking the proper stuff?

Ale or No Ale

how about France?

Lille or No Lille :p :

Fancy a Scottish Dance, to go fishing, or to act drunk?

Reel or No Reel :p :

How you gonna take a certain incident?

Zeal or No Zeal :p :
22nd March 2007, 08:31
tintin

Herbs to go with fish:
Dill or no dill

Metal alloys:
Steel or no steel

Curry:
Daal or No Daal

Irish theme pub:
O'Neiils or no O'Neills

Perfection:
Ideal or no Ideal

Heat centre:
Shaquille or No Shaquille
22nd March 2007, 08:53
Hotbikerchic33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazell B

Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :p :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :p :

You should have a partner like mine as he cooks every night! :D
22nd March 2007, 09:10
LeonBrooke

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlMetro

Squeal or No Squeal?

I was going to do that one...
22nd March 2007, 10:57
Donney

If you're on a diet:

Meal or no Meal?
22nd March 2007, 19:36
Hazell B

Tintin and Stevie, you've extended our games for another few weeks. Thanks :D

We played Beal or No Beal the other night when Nigel Harmon was on TV. Thing is, we don't know if he was a Beal or not :mark: I said No Beal. Do I win that round?
22nd March 2007, 20:03
Dave B

Can we play at finding rhymes for "Banker"?

I'll go first....

...perhaps not.
22nd March 2007, 20:12
Hazell B

Marks won't thanker you for opening that can of worms (or no worms) :p :
23rd March 2007, 08:27
Hotbikerchic33

Hazell why dont you just get on and do the cooking without playing silly games!!! :D :p ;) :)
23rd March 2007, 14:36
schmenke

I made a dish of jello the other day, but unfortunately we have a dodgey refrigerator.
Every few hours I checked on the status of the jello thinking...

"...congeal or no congeal?"

Time to axe this thread methinks... :uhoh: :mark:
23rd March 2007, 23:42
Mp3 Astra

If you're purchasing a yacht you might say...

Keel or no Keel?

Actually if you chose the latter you would end up capsising and getting very wet. Please be careful!
24th March 2007, 08:49
oily oaf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotbikerchic33

Hazell why dont you just get on and do the cooking without playing silly games!!! :D :p ;) :)

(hurls cat furiously into waste disposal system, lights pipe, draws up chair, loosens tie, leans forward and waits)
24th March 2007, 18:34
Hazell B

Oily's waiting, so I'd best answer hadn't I? :p :

Dearest Hotbikerchic (who's plainly neither hot, a biker or chic in any way :mark: ). Why don't you go and post among friends m'dear?

:D :D :D
24th March 2007, 18:41
Eki

We have a cat fight!
24th March 2007, 18:54
Hazell B

No, she's probably more heavyweight than me :p :
But I'd still win.
25th March 2007, 09:22
oily oaf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eki

We have a cat fight!

I had a cat fight last night.
After 9 gruelling rounds the referee stepped in and stopped the contest after the cat chewed one of my ears off and was docked a point for illegal use of the litter tray :mad:

(runs up steps of York Hall Bethnal Green, raises gloved fists to the sky and starts jumping up and down like a good un)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
25th March 2007, 09:32
Eki

Quote:

Originally Posted by oily oaf

I had a cat fight last night.
After 9 gruelling rounds the referee stepped in and stopped the contest after the cat chewed one of my ears off and was docked a point for illegal use of the litter tray :mad:

(runs up steps of York Hall Bethnal Green, raises gloved fists to the sky and starts jumping up and down like a good un)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Serves you right. It's about time that cat stands up and defends himself.
25th March 2007, 13:53
ShiftingGears

Credit to the Chaser for coming up for this one for an Afghanistanian game show..."Meal or no meal"

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:16.