Jeremy Clarkson slams TV bosses..Funny read

Jeremy Clarkson has ridiculed TV bosses for being obsessed with having "black Muslim lesbians" on shows to balance out the numbers of white heterosexual men. Clarkson made his comments in a column for the November issue of Top Gear magazine in response to a barrage of questions from people working in the media about the lack of female presenters on the BBC show.
He said: "The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian." He went on: "Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them."

Clarkson went on to defend women drivers and ask why there are not more of them in Formula One. He said: "Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the differences. "At work, girls are just people. It's the same story at parties and it's specially the same on the road.
"The worst driver in the world is Top Gear's studio director ... He cannot park without kerbing the wheels and he cannot get into his own drive without crashing into his house. And he has a scrotum."
He heaped praise on the skills of racing driver and TV presenter Vicki Butler-Henderson, which led him to ask: "Why is Formula One more male than the lavatories at a Turkish steam room?" :rotflmao:

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Originally Posted by steve_spackman

Jeremy Clarkson has ridiculed TV bosses for being obsessed with having "black Muslim lesbians" on shows to balance out the numbers of white heterosexual men. Clarkson made his comments in a column for the November issue of Top Gear magazine in response to a barrage of questions from people working in the media about the lack of female presenters on the BBC show.
He said: "The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian." He went on: "Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them."

Clarkson went on to defend women drivers and ask why there are not more of them in Formula One. He said: "Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the differences. "At work, girls are just people. It's the same story at parties and it's specially the same on the road.
"The worst driver in the world is Top Gear's studio director ... He cannot park without kerbing the wheels and he cannot get into his own drive without crashing into his house. And he has a scrotum."
He heaped praise on the skills of racing driver and TV presenter Vicki Butler-Henderson, which led him to ask: "Why is Formula One more male than the lavatories at a Turkish steam room?" :rotflmao:

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Clarkson is against tokenism and quotas. The BBC, like any gov't organization is often infested by people who live and die by political correctness. I think Clarkson just loves to tweak them a little.

Clarkson is good for a laugh if you don't take him too seriously... problem is some people actually do, possibly including himself :p : :dozey:

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Originally Posted by donKey jote

Clarkson is good for a laugh if you don't take him too seriously... problem is some people actually do, possibly including himself :p : :dozey:

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I don't think Jeremy takes himself too seriously.....just a lot of people hate it when he is right....

Clarkson definately takes himself too seriously, it's only a matter of time before he believes that he can be a politician and a bunch of numpties vote him in.

He's going over old ground with that quota thing, barely a week goes by without him mentioning it in one of his publications in some way. And I don't fall for the women driver thing, he's constantly treating them differently and making remarks...besides F1 is all male because there isn't yet a woman who is quick enough and he knows it.

Jan...I think you take Jeremy a little too serious. Mind you, he will admit often he is a bit of chavunist. As for him running for office, god I hope not. I agree with the dumb sod on a lot but I wouldn't want him spoil a good thing by being a pol....

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Originally Posted by donKey jote

Clarkson is good for a laugh if you don't take him too seriously... problem is some people actually do, possibly including himself :p : :dozey:

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So true :) It's funny when you hear people saying Clarkson for PM and other such things :p

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Originally Posted by Mark in Oshawa

Jan...I think you take Jeremy a little too serious. Mind you, he will admit often he is a bit of chavunist. As for him running for office, god I hope not. I agree with the dumb sod on a lot but I wouldn't want him spoil a good thing by being a pol....

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You've got to remember that he is absolutely everywhere over here, there is barely an hour of the day when one TV channel isn't repeating Top Gear so I've seen a hell of a lot of him and it's all wearing very thin. When I used to get TG magazine there was a free Clarkson book one week which was a collection of his old columns, nearly all of them were making the same points he's making today....only they were written 15/20 years ago :) Out in the Empire countries (Commonwealth my arse) I assume that you aren't bombarded by the old sod in quite the same way so it's not quite as tiresome yet but I just wish he'd change the record.

I wouldn't say I disliked him but as Jan Yeo says he's ubiquitous and boring.

Clarkson's bang on with this one.