The Last Word

I'm sorry but just close appliances are invited, thanks for the condolences the fridge will be happy to know.

Can the lw go?

Of course since it will be by my side.

I just hope you can afford the weighty mortgage needed to purchase a new one Donney. :( :)

Perhaps we could have a whip-round? I'm sure I've got some odd bits of copper wire in my shed, you could sell that down the local scrap merchant. It might not bring much, but it's a start :)

Thanks a lot any contribution is appreciated. ;)

I have already replaced by a second hand Edesa Practica 4l-53, full-spec in typical shiny white. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy025.gif


Aaaah, the joys of earning a modest salary.

Not to mention, the joys of a washing machine :D I cannot live without mine :D

But what about the fun of going to the laundromat and watching the drier spin?

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarco

I cannot live without mine :D

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Cheap thrills when you sit on top during the spin cycle? :p :

You have a dirty mind, Mr Metro...

Like I was the only one to think it :p :

I know I didn't...

appears that i must sae the last word from the gutter

Well why you try and sae the LW, I'll take it into the kitchen so it can make a cup of tea for me :D

We have a thing at home called a Breville Pie Maker but it fails to live up to its moniker. Perhaps it would be better called a Breville Snacky Mess Maker because although it doesn't make pies all that well, the snacky messes that come out of it are top class.

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Originally Posted by CarlMetro

Cheap thrills when you sit on top during the spin cycle? :p :

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You mucky swine :D

Besides, mine's under a worktop, thankyou :D

Honestly, I must say the level of intellectual stimulation one gets from reading the posts here is appalling. The LW is ashamed to be associated with people like you.

It appreciates me though :D I save it from the depraved nature of this discussion, and take it to a sophisticated plane of thought.

I could be brown, I could blue, I could violet sky...
... but I probably won't be :D

Oh dear :s

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Originally Posted by LeonBrooke

Honestly, I must say the level of intellectual stimulation one gets from reading the posts here is appalling. The LW is ashamed to be associated with people like you.

It appreciates me though :D I save it from the depraved nature of this discussion, and take it to a sophisticated plane of thought.

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Bum, bum, BUM :D

I'll take the LW for a while since next week it is very likely that I won't have it at all.

And why is that Donney? I think we should be told :D

It seems that Donney is the first to finally come to their senses and realise that there is only place for the LW, right here with me :D

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarco

And why is that Donney? I think we should be told :D

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For I'll be going on holiday until the 8th of July. The Lw has been invited but does not like my destination.

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It seems that Donney is the first to finally come to their senses and realise that there is only place for the LW, right here with me :D

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Not a chance mate.

Firstly, I hope you have a lovely holiday, bring me back some cake :D

Secondly, what's wrong with the destination? Its not Swindon, is it? :D

And thirdly - how can we possibly have over 100 guests viewing word games?!? Something's amiss.

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarco

Firstly, I hope you have a lovely holiday, bring me back some cake :D

Secondly, what's wrong with the destination? Its not Swindon, is it? :D

And thirdly - how can we possibly have over 100 guests viewing word games?!? Something's amiss.

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First: Thank you very much, about the cake.... if it's chocolate... I'm not sure if I'll resist temptation.

Second: Nothing wrong with the destination, I hope. It is not Swindon, it is Brighton. The problem is the LW is tired of British people (I wonder what you've all done to it) and therefore has politely declined the invitation :p

Thrid: We are the most interesting section of the forum, that is why, no mistakes there. :D

All this first, second and third stuff has got the LW all confused so I'll take it over here for nice quiet lye down in a darkened room.

Its headache is gone thanks to my paracuetemol

What headache?

I don't know, the LW has felt fine all day long.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26. 26
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15. 15
1,2,3. 3 of them.
2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28 and two bags of 50, 128

Hopefully the LW will help me with stocktaking at work tomorrow.

Good luck with that!!!

Thank You

You are welcome.

Good luck to all who who have something to do.

I don't have anything to do, apart from steal the LW :D

... :erm: , well, good luck with that...

Thanks :D

Glad to be of service :)

Your efforts are appreciated by all, I'm sure ;)