The Last Word

I had the Last Word before it was cool to have it.

Fake LW's made in China don't count...

Indeed. Although a reasonable facsimile, the quality just isn't the same.

Is anything these days up to the LW's minimal quality requirements?

only Captain VXR.

In your dreams!

The LW prefers the quality companionship of me.

Too mix quality and schmenke in the same sentence does not compute!

You have a poor vision of quality :p :

I beg to dıffer :p :