Interview the Person below you?

Thats just mother natures way of trying to prevent you from cutting the grass. Grass is very dear to mother nature and is not supposed to be cut :p :

You got a lotta trees in your garden?

Two :p : . A birch that I planted about 3 years ago which is now about 4 meters tall and 1 inch in diameter, and a Japanese maple that I just planted a couple of weeks ago. (This part of Canada is surprisingly void of trees :mark: )

Do you get along with your neighbours?

I have one direct neighbour and the answer is NO, I don't get along with them! They are full of shyte and they make a racket all the time. They can drive to the shop when they need a cup of sugar or a pint of milk :p :

Do you get along well with your immediate family (mother/father/uncles/cousins etc) ?

For the most part, I do. Obviously we have little family rows and, in the past, relations were a little rawer than now. But all is fairly solid these days :)

Can you tolerate sleeping with people who snore?

I don't have much choice... my partner snores... and when he's not snoring he breathes like darth vader when asleep. I'm a light sleeper so it's a bad combination really but I put up with it. I've just taken to nudging him with my sharp elbows. :D

Are you artistic?

Nope, struggle to draw a staright line with a ruler...

What is the one thing you wish you had done more of?

Spent more time with my two boys when they were under 18 months old! The cutest part missed due to work commitments. I have changed that now and spend as much time as possible with them!

Do you believe in Aliens?

I think there is life out there somewhere, but highly doubt that flying saucers come over here to anally probe drunk rednecks

Which Austin Powers character do you most resemble?

Austin Powers himself, if I still had my longish hair. You won't see me wearing Union Jack apparel however.

Is there anybody famous from the area you were born (not country - I mean local district)?

William Shatner graduated from the same high school as me :D (um... different year of course :erm: ).

Any notable autographed memorabilia?