Di Maria is an idiot. Firstly thinking that he can cheat a result by diving, then handling a referee. vanGaal should bite the bullet and get rid of a poor investment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
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Di Maria is an idiot. Firstly thinking that he can cheat a result by diving, then handling a referee. vanGaal should bite the bullet and get rid of a poor investment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Good to see you are in top form Rollo :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your servers.Quote:
Originally Posted by anfield5
The Liverpool FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!
Oooh them is fighting words!! :) Did they have the wheels on their car nicked? If not it wasn't Liverpool!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
"And you'll never get a jobQuote:
Originally Posted by anfield5
You'll never get a job
Sign on sign on
With hope in your heart"
Goal for Schalke!!!!
The best parody of YNWA first appeared a few years ago at Scum (ManU) they replaced You'll Never Walk Alone with 'You'll Never Win F$%K All" - very clever especially for a bunch of in-bred Manchunian yokelsQuote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
Real down 1-2 after first half :eek:
Ups Ronaldo just scored so it's 2-2 now. What a match so far !!!
Now it's 3-3Quote:
Originally Posted by pino
3-4 just now !!!!
Great game! Schalke gave it everything but it just wasn't enough.
Even Torres can score against this RMA defence :laugh:
What do you mean he has already scored twice this year against them? :dozey:
Ibra sent off :mad: dozy Ref
Chelsea born lucky :D
The red card was deserved, still I hope PSG will qualify for next round !
Do you think? I thought both were going in for challenge.
Ibra pulled his legs away.. IMO never a red card. I too hope PSG go through.
Not a deserved win for Chelsea !!!
PSG with 1 men down had more chances than Chelsea!
Yeeeeeees David Luiz and 1-1 !!!
It had to be Luiz!
Stupid Tiago Silva ! :mad:
Stupid Ibra :mad:
Crazy game 2-2 now !!!!!!!!
2 - 2 :eek:
PSG to 1/4 finals !!!!!!!!!!
Yaaay
Chelsea, Mourinho and his horrid tactics and approach are out.
Good stuff
Mou out?
Yes :D
Po qué? :p
Mou :D Funny when you try not to score at home with an away goal and then try to defend the lucky goal you scored.
against 10 people too!
RealM could have gone out only if they had scored 1 goal less!
I remember when Chelsea and Madrid looked unstoppable early in the seasons, that they were bound to come down...just see how they crashed down.
Luiz and Silva, can't defend but can definitely score goals... :laugh:
I dislike Ibra a lot, but that was not a red card. If red, then Oscar should have gotten a yellow for his lunge as well !!Quote:
Originally Posted by pino
Ref was stupid anyways turning his back on Costa pushing people and even the yellow he got on his tackle looked more dangerous than the Ibra/Oscar one.
I like Ibra a lot. :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by Storm
Your bad taste doesn't surprise me anymore :p:Quote:
Originally Posted by gadjo_dilo
It's not about bad taste but girls are always attracted by bad boys. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by pino
BTW, have I ever told you that my all time idol in football is Maradona? :crazy:
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Him ???? :eek:
Yes. He was the greatest player I've ever seen. And has personality too.
He's ugly and uneducated but you can't ignore him.
I see, I give up ! Arguing with women about their taste, is like arguing football with ody and Storm, waste of time ! :p:
Yeah...
You wasted your precious time for about 370 forum pages.....:p
Go on! Perseverence is the key of success.
So happy to see Mou out. And that Costa's a major douche. I'll gladly hate any team he's part of.
They should change the rules a little. Players should be booked even for talking to a referee. I'm tired of seeing players putting pressure on referees for cards or God knows what. I don't know why they tolerate this. I'm sure part of the reason for Ibrahimivich's red card is the way the Chelski players swarmed over him.