Joke Time

God was talking to one of the angels and said 'I have just created this spinning earth which contains a 24 hour period with alternating light and dark.'
The angel said 'What are you going to do now?'
God replied 'I think I am going to call it a day.'



When the chips are down the Buffalo is empty.

Easy Drifter goes up to Markabilly and says "can I smell your pussy?"
"certainly not you filthy old donkey" is Markabilly's disgusted response.
"oh" says Easy... "must be your Kool-Aid then"
:dozey:

Careful now or I will post the other name for a DonKey, Jack :D

You heard about the new beer that tastes like potato chips?
It is called Spud Lite.

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

You heard about the new beer that tastes like potato chips?
It is called Spud Lite.

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May I replace spud lite, with "Spud Like" :)
Thanks in advance,
taz

On a similar note

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must be your Kool-Aid then"

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If it's alcoholic you could name it "Pud Like"
Sincerely,
taz

Last night an entire city in Yorkshire was stolen.

The police are looking for leeds.

Things learned from Children


If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not stong enough to rotate a 42 Lb. boy wearing puppy underwear and a superman cape.

Pool filters do not like Jello.

Cats throw up twice their weight when dizzy.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

Brake fuild mixed with clorox makes smoke and lots of it.

The Fire Dept. has at least a 5 minute response time.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'Uh-oh.' it is already too late.

donKey jote goes walking up to a very old and well used hooker who has just jumped out of a car after providing some services to three dudes in the car and starts drinking from a mug.....el bruite donKey starts sniffing and says, "ah, I can tell you are drinking some markabilly special Kool aid, love the stuff myself!"

"no," she says, "it is just water...."

The extremely polite blind gentleman is walking by a fish market.
He tips his hat and says 'Good Morning Ladies.'

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Originally Posted by markabilly

donKey jote goes walking up to a very old and well used hooker who has just jumped out of a car after providing some services to three dudes in the car and starts drinking from a mug.....el bruite donKey starts sniffing and says, "ah, I can tell you are drinking some markabilly special Kool aid, love the stuff myself!"

"no," she says, "it is just water...."

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and then don Key says, "well could I have a little taste?"
She says, "I drank it all"
He says. "Not that........"



that should teach you to bring the slurp that refreshes and numbs the brain into disrepute