The Last Word

and the last word is mine

I think you will find it is mine

The LW is far from Scotland.

Well, the Scots are allowed to be transvestites aren't they? What with all that skirty wearing they seem to do.

and what with deep-frying Mars bars?

Sounds like something only a Scot would want to attempt... :s

Like stealing the LW?

I'm not a Scot and I'd attempt that.

appears i've done better than attempt

Not that good...