...that is certainly queer...opps I mean odd....thought that was only true in Frisco....err, I think I better go shave my head.... :burnout:Quote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
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...that is certainly queer...opps I mean odd....thought that was only true in Frisco....err, I think I better go shave my head.... :burnout:Quote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
I concur. The closest I have been to the Big Smoke (aka Toronto) in 4 years is Mosport.
I live in the wilds (at least to people from the GTA) about 120 k North.
Excuse me I have to go feed the sled dogs.
I mean we have 9 months of winter and 3 months of poor sledding! :rotflmao:
I think he means you el donkey. Be glad, because dull kives are more painfulQuote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
That's certainly a bit queer...err I mean odd...I thought the bit Tonto people were all from frisco or brazilQuote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
Meanwhile back at el ranchero the Lone Ranger not knowing Tonto was disguised as a bull rode him bareback. :s hock:
The Pope approves your devotion to the one true faith...Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
Maybe not.
Meanwhile back at the Circle K ranch Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger was disguised as a cow milked him. :erm:
You may be right. Don't tell him about the same sex marriage and he will otherwise approve....Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
btw-the one above is a repeat...
there was the guy from kansas, so broke had to sell his car for gas money....then there was the guy watching a nastcar race on TV at a bar. Suddenly through the window, he sees a funeral procession going by. He jumps, pulls off his bodurham hat and hollers "silence!!" After the procession has completely passed by, he sits down.
The others are so impressed, they voice their admiration--"was a fine thing you did, to pay your respects like that!!"
He replies, "wern't nothing. After all we had been married now going on thirty years...."
In that case:
Meanwhile back at the Running Iron Ranch Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger was disguised as a lollipop licked his tip. :p
It was entertainment night at the Seniors' centre and Claudio the Amazing Hypnotist was the feature headliner.
Seniors came from miles around to see this famous hypnotist do his stuff.
The excitement was almost electric as Claudio withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It has been in my family for 6 generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch.'
The seniors became meserized as the watch swayed back and forth.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the watch as it swayed back and forth.
Suddenly it slipped from Claudio's fingers and fell to the floor breaking into little pieces.
'Crap' said Claudio.
It took three days to clean up the Seniors' centre.