The Last Word

I dunno much apart from I'm within 5 posts of being the LW master.

Ah, it's good to see that you have lofty aspirations Miguel :p :

Beins the master is much more than a mere posts count. Sorry Mr. Sanchez.

Absolutely correct Donney.
The LW master is he who controls the LW, therefore it's obvious that it is I.

your mastery is flawed

So is the mystery. Even I've solved the crime. The LW belongs to me :D

it appears the last word has escaped your custody

After an attempt robbery at dairy, police have taken several people into custardy.

Ooooh, custard :D

Mmmh the LW!