The Last Word

I like biology :cheese:

The LW tires of all this intellectual talk...
It needs a break. It has chosen to have an indefinite respite with me :D

So why is it here in scotland with me schmenke? don't think the LW likes you anymore........

good evening.

And now...

No.3 - The Larch

Nice to see Rollo watching Open University re-runs :D

And now for something completely different...

No.3 The Larch

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Originally Posted by NoahsGirl

So why is it here in scotland with me schmenke? don't think the LW likes you anymore........

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Maybe it's because of the better opportunities for science in Scotland...?

I'm thinking of performing a few experiments........

Let me know when you're about to start; I'll tell the LW. Until then it wants to stay with me.

I'm starting now :D

I'm pleased to report that the LW and I will go to Madrid to enjoy :dozey: a lecture about the Right to strike since the XVIII century, and then to have dinner at a posh restaurant.

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

The posh dinner sounds alright but subjecting the LW to a lecture that sounds that boring is bordering on cruelty :s hock:

I know it is boring but we have no other option.

You could always leave the LW with me, I'll take good care of it ;)

Yeah, riiight :D

;(

I can't believe you question my ability to look after the LW

The LW prefers to stay here with me.

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Originally Posted by Donney

a lecture about the Right to strike since the XVIII century and then to have dinner at a posh restaurant.

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I didn't know having dinner at a posh restaurant after striking was a Right. I shall have to go on strike now and demand my dinner :D

What kind of a regressive, capitalist country do you live in, Rollo :s hock:

A regressive, capitalist country that should own the country that you live in :D New Zealand is in the Australian Constitution.

Let's do a swap, we'll take 'Brotown and you can have Rove McManaus?

seeing how the last word was not involved in that transaction, i shall claim it as my own.

That sounds like a bargain for me. Hand over Rove and take what you want :D

I'm all out of Rove at the moment, used the last one last night, but I'll take the LW and you'll have to trust me to give you some Rove when I get my next delivery :D

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Originally Posted by Rollo

I didn't know having dinner at a posh restaurant after striking was a Right. I shall have to go on strike now and demand my dinner :D

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:rotflmao:


The lecture was not that bad and the dinner was very good. The LW enjoyed both although it was a little overenthusiastic on the white wine.

The LW is now with me, nursing a hangover...

you got the last word drunk?!

No I didn't, it didn't need any help.

WEMBERLY, WEMBERLY WE'RE THE FAMOUS EXETER CITY AND WE'RE GOING TO WEMBERLY. IN THE WORDS OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN; "F****** 'AV IT MY SON" :bounce: :bounce: :cheese: :D :burnout:

Are you sure the queen would use such language?

She does frequently. Contrary to popular belief she is not an Arsenal fan but actually an avid Brentford supporter and can be heard yelling it from the stands most Saturdays. Also if you listening very carefully round the back of Buckingham Palace on a Sunday afternoon she is usually having a kickabout in the grounds after her roast dinner. Honestly never mind blue blood the whole air is blue when she's playing football, filthy language.

:erm: How do you know these things? Are you a stalker??

I should call the police on you!

(yeah, that's another person removed from my path to the LW...)

Calling the police will do no good. Most of the lads from Scotland Yard join in with the kick about, they play Wembley (WEMBERLY, WEMBERLY) and 'headers and volleys' all the time. I've seened it with my own two eyes, honest :erm:

Did someone mention football? :p :

I don't think so? :confused: Unless I might possibly, ever so slightly, maybe have quietly mentioned or let slip that Exeter City are goin to Wembley. Which is more than can be said for all but around 9 other clubs this season. WEMBERLY, WEMBERLY, WEMBERLY, WEMBERLY (As you may have realised the whole 'Exeter City playing at Wembley' thing has got me a tad excited.

I think we should talk about something else.

I was talking a load of bollocks in the Chit Chat section :D

Okay, let's talk about reproduction.

Does anyone know the way a baby descends through the birth canal during birth? Does anyone know the stages of labour?

Erm............

That's a no? All right, let's not talk about delivery.

How about spaceships?