Hamster Jam When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow intoyour anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.
Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.
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Thanks for the, uh, visual description Taz :s :p: .