Hamster Jam When pleasuring yourself by letting 
hamsters burrow 
into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of 
hamsters in 
your anus. 
Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty 
nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're 
gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out. 
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