The Last Word

Well I think the LW should go downstairs :burp: and get me another Coors from the fridge :D :burp: :beer: :burp:

The LW isn't your servant, there to do your bidding! It's a living being with feelings, and only one kidney, and it wants to be with me! Me, I tell you! Me!

No, it thinks you smell of stale toast and would rather lick schmenkes elbow than stay with you :p :

again, it's had enough of you.

It can never do that, it loves me too much :p :

I think you'll find that particular sentiment was directed to me :D

It was directing something at you but I wouldn't call it a sign of affection :s hock:

Is that what the smell was? I thought that the drains had gone again :D

The lw never smells, only burps :burp: and is breeding with my cat :cat:

Time for my first LW of the day :D

That time is over.

What already? ;(

Oi! :mad:

What? :angel:

A Halo? HA! :D

Something smells around here... :s

Yes, your Belgium sized backside, stop farting :D

I think you are not a good influence for the LW

I think she's perhaps under the influence :beer:

Donney, how could you? I'm shocked you could think that, and so hurt :D

I wasn't just talking about you, this bunch of yoinkers are not exactly angels.

;)

Just?? Oh, I feel sooo much better, in that case :)

I know; shocking, aren't they?

Absolutely, never seen such a useless bunch :p :

Sigh, at least the LW has me to stay with, so I can protect it from the likes of you... :p :

Who me?

Well, you and most of the other people here, the kidnappers :p :

i dont kidnap the LW, just look after it

That's not the way it tells me...

It tells you what you want to hear, so that it doesn't hurt your feelings ;)

No, that's what it does for you. It's a kind LW, but it really prefers me to the rest of you :p :

You are wrong again.

I trust the LW implicitly to tell me the truth in all things :p :

It tells you soft lies as the lw is telling me right now that you are an inbred :p

The only truth here is that the LW is mine, the rest is mere speculation.

there appears to be rampant skepticsm about the validity of the above statement.

I for one do not believe it :D

That's hardly surprising.

Because the lw is safely telling me that Donney is secretly Leons dad and father in law

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