Interview the Person below you?

None, thank God!

Don't you hate this early Xmas frenzy?

I don't even noticed. Too preoccupied with important things.

What is your day job?

By day I work as an engineer.
By night I do whatever a spider can, spinning webs any size, catching thieves just like flies; look out!

Who's your favourite superhero?

Elastergirl

Do you have any spare Type 35 staples I can borrow?

Nope, sorry, I use a Swingline 405 that uses #99500 staples.

Can you please fetch me a cup of coffee?

ok [/hands over cofee]

I appear to have lost my marbels, has anyone seen them ?

You sold them to me, silly!

So how did you cure your impotence problem?

I removed the prefix im-

Is there any solution for your current situation?

only if events that are out of my hands fall into place.



What percentage of trees are evil ?

54%, although this can vary every 4 years

Do you want to go for a coffee with me later?