race aficionado: You're welcome for my part in that, haha.
John: You're right about that one--autocross would probably drive me a little insane, because it's such a short course and you can't really go that fast.
MrJan: You're also right; driving the course would be pretty exciting, even if I only got the car up to about 70 mph. My issue would be that I would have about five minutes of seat time total in the whole day at an autocross, maybe even less. If it's the only option, I'll do it, but I'd rather do kart racing or something. Just... money. Gah.
driveace: I can post a picture of my ID up here (with my ID number scrambled or blacked out, of course).
MrJan and Mark: Thanks.
Zico: I'm glad they haven't, because if they did it thinking I was this Wade dude, they'd be incorrect.
And I do want to try a shifter. I'm going to contact LIKA--Long Island Karting Association--to see if they have a course I could take to learn.
Whatever happens, I want to make a living out of driving, and I believe I can do it if I try hard enough. It will take a long time, lots of effort, and every cent I have, but I believe it's possible.