Joke Time

There was a doctor, an engineer and a lawyer stuck on a deserted island for many many months. One morning they woke and found this incredible gorgeous babe of perfect porportions laying on the beach, obviously washed up from who knows where, laying there as naked as can be, without a stitch of clothing or anything else to be see.

As they gathered around her, as she lay sleeping all so innocently, the engineer says "man oh man, i been without for too long, i say we scr*w her"
The doc, say "I agree, sc*w her!!!!!"

The lawyer says, "You idiots! Out of what?"

Comments from Markabilly's performance reviews:

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargled.
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
He is not so much of a has been but more of a definite won't be.
This gentleman has delusions of adequacy.
He should go far and the sooner he starts the better.
He would argue with a signpost.
If he were anymore stupid he would be watered twice a week.

Wecome back my favourite sparring partner. I know you will make me pay for this. :D :eek:

what's the difference between markabilly and a donkey?
markabilly has forearms :dozey:
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Originally Posted by donKey jote

what's the difference between markabilly and a donkey?
markabilly has forearms :dozey:
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and just what makes you think I have forearms??

you and easy might want to start running real fast because neither kool aid nor hiding will do you no good :mad:

An old drunk stumbles into a Baptiamal service down by the river one Sunday afternoon.
He walks into the river beside the preacher.
The preacher notices the old drunk and says 'Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?'
The old boy looks back and says 'Yes preacher, I sure am.'
The preacher dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
'Have you found Jesus?' the preacher asks.
'Nooo I didn't.' the old drunk sputters.
The preacher in disgust holds the old boy under for at least thirty seconds this time. He brings him out of the water and asks in a harsh tone' Have you found Jesus yet?'
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

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Originally Posted by markabilly

and just what makes you think I have forearms??

you and easy might want to start running real fast because neither kool aid nor hiding will do you no good :mad:

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no probs... I got four legs :dozey:

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Speaking of jokes, I could say did you hear the one about Danica.....but all the real racers and racing fans I know immediately start laughing so loud and choking, I can never get the rest of it out about her slot being promised for the 500...........

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

Comments from Markabilly's performance reviews:

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargled.
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
He is not so much of a has been but more of a definite won't be.
This gentleman has delusions of adequacy.
He should go far and the sooner he starts the better.
He would argue with a signpost.
If he were anymore stupid he would be watered twice a week.

Wecome back my favourite sparring partner. I know you will make me pay for this. :D :eek:

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well I wish I could come up some good payback, but unfortunately after much thought I have concluded that I cannot. :confused:


But I do have a question about your stories you have been telling. I figured out who the Lone Ranger is, you crafty guy, but I can not figure out why you keep calling the other guy, "Tonto".

Is that his real name or something you made up when you talk of the adventures you guys have had together?

Meanwhile back at the ranch Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger was disguised as a piano tickled his ivories.

Careful paleface. I am honing my scalping knife. :eek:

markabilly I think it's because all people from Toronto are a bit Tonto