If you want to have fun with Palin you could try guessing what God would say to her in response to this blithering mess which could have come straight from the mouth of a 12-year old X-Factor contestant:
"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.
"Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door.
"And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."
The Guardian have invited comments, asking what would YOU say to Palin if you were God. Some responses include:
Palin. of all my creations I most love the Moose. What of your chances in 2012 now?
It's right under your feet, Sarah. Whenever you're ready...
Well howdy Sarah, could you do me an itsy bitsy favour, could you become an Atheist? You seem to be making me look bad, in fact you're pretty much a walking advert for any anti-religion campaign.
Be tolerant. Life begins at birth (not earlier). Let the moose run free. Put down that gun and pick up a book. No, not the Bible - a different book. Any book. Sit. Read. Open your mind and learn. Travel the world. Well, at least as far as Canada. That would be a start, wouldn't it?
Don't build your hopes up darling.
You're a f**kin' idiot - I don't care how hard you pray, I'm not putting you in charge of nuclear weapons.
Please stop telling people we're friends
I'm like, any more? :s mokin: