being single or married :\
What have I missed recently?
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being single or married :\
What have I missed recently?
Probably the same stuff I've missed
Where can a man get a drink around here?
The Senior Member lounge is shut, so probably the nearest pub
What is the most boring sport in the world?
Formula 1 :p :
What is your occupation?
Teacher
Is there any chance that I win the lottery?
You are more likely to be killed by your trousers.
Why did i just poo a small boy?
Because you ate a big man, obviously.
Where is she?
Over there, look. no, behind the... oh forget it. just call her name.
What's the weirdest conversation you've ever had with an ice cream scoop?
Well, I sang into one before pretending it was a microphone if that counts. Hell, thats weird as it is :mark:
Have you ever solo danced in front of a crowd (it doesn't matter which kind of dancing?)
Probably, although it would have most likely been in a state of considerable inebriation, in which case I wouldn't have remembered.
Do you like brussel sprouts?