Never been Ikea
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Never been Ikea
IKEA is the work of the devil
No, the people that insist on going to Ikea are the work of the devil :p :
If there was no IKEA in the first place, then surely people would go elsewhere
But if there were no people going to Ikea then it wouldn't be evil.
Oh yes it would. There aren't any windows or any clocks in Ikea, so you have no idea of what the time is or whether the sun is shining. Consequently you walk around the store without a clue of what time it is; past every single frikkin display in the place, and they all have stupid names like Trom and Elorg so you can never find what you want anyway!
I can't stand the place and I'm sure my wife keeps on dragging me along there just so I can pay for what I did in a previous life... I must have done nasty things to puppies and children.
Amen!
Is there such a thing as Ikea rage?
There's a magical invention called a watch. It's like a clock but small enough to carry on your wrist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Besides, I've seen clocks sold in Ikea :mark: