Originally Posted by oily oaf
I must say it's so reassuring in today's chaotic and oft violent British society to observe that even the most depraved and murderous of our serial killers still has time to enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot custard. :)
It gives me no pleasure whatsoever to relate that only last Tuesday I myself fell victim to a deranged serial killer :(
I got my first inkling of the fact when I came down to the kitchen only to be greeted by the grisly sight of 2 Oatabix lying in a pool of their own milk and a Shredded Wheat biscuit with gunshot wounds to the back.
A chilling message was left daubed in milk on my Bob The Builder breakfast bowl stating:
Dear Boss
I've got a down on wheat and bran based comestibles and I wont stop ripping them until I'm caught.
Regards Jack.
Still mustn't grumble :mad: