Just leave them alone! Anyway, cows are creepy, I read The Fog - Put me off them for life :D
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Just leave them alone! Anyway, cows are creepy, I read The Fog - Put me off them for life :D
Gud evening Ms Darco. Cows aren't anywhere as near as bad as horses, all horses want to eat me.
They are too, they all stand there in a group mindlessly chewing and staring at you.
Oooh yeah. Nothing is more scary than an animal being completely unmenacing :p :
Right - go stand in a field with a whole bunch of 'em, see if they don't give you the willies :D
I'd be worried if a Blue Whale gave we the willies. Did you know that a Blue Whale's nadger is 9ft long and roughly 1ft in diameter?
That means that if a Blue Whale gave you the willies, it would be like being hit with a Red Telephone Box.
I do love red telephone boxes, but I don't recall ever being hit with one. Though I probably wouldn't recall it after the concussion had set in.
Cows don't have willies, that's bulls which are scary. Cows are nice passive creatures taht just want to sleep.
I feel like a cow then.
Do you not have a willy then? ;) :p :