The Last Word

the apocalypse is surely upon us when text-speak affects life like this.

cheese

Blessed are the cheese makers.

For they are the makers of cheese.

Are you sure that all your connrections are hard wired properly sir? You're descending into a world that's even more crackers than mine is... that's scary.

let's not forget the cows for given us the bounty of milk to produce the wonder of cheese. next time you see a cow, take the time to hug it.

I'd rather admire it from the distance, if you don't mind.

I've always wanted to go cow tipping.

I'll only tip if the service was acceptable.

Cows rarely provide a service of their own accord but apparently you can make them fall over when they're sleeping.