The Last Word

so undeserving of the last word

Oh pooh to you... pooh pooh pooh.

turd, is that a bad forum word?

Late afternoon yesterday I saw a big oak covered in poo. It was tree turdy.

Was it in the park across the street from the Golden Showers Chinese Restaurant?

If anyone saw me in that restaurant, it wasn't me and I was just asking for directions ;)

did you get the poo poo platter?

What's that? A stutter?

Where's DD, haven't seen her around much lately.

I have the lurgy and need the LW to nurse me better

Eugh!! Get your nasty germs off the LW.