The Last Word

I bet he never calls it :D

I can't remember what happened so it is certainly a possibility :mark:

And the bike disappeared. One night I left it outside and the next morning it had gone :bigcry: ;)

I guess this shows that love is a fickle thing.

I wonder if it will now become a community bike.

I wonder what the bike's parents think.

It was a street bike anyway, they don't have parents that care.

It's going to spend it's life on the white lines now innit? :D

Yup, until one day it's lying in a scrapheap wondering where it all went wrong

It may be a good time to write a book with advice for other bikes.

I'm not sure it can write

I should like to point out that the current subject of this thread is an Illiterate Harlot Bicycle... yet another world first! :D