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Okay, wilco, do you want to be the prostitute or the drug dealer?
What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? Both sell crack, but the prostitute keeps hers
Why do prostitutes have better profit margins than drug dealers? The dealer must always buy new stock, but the prostitute needs only to wash hers....well sometimes.
I fail to see why I cannot have the option to be the pimp.......Quote:
Originally Posted by markabilly
because only I get to "pump"er, never the pumpee
Selfish barsteward......Quote:
Originally Posted by markabilly
Reminds me of the dissapointing eunuch's party.....Quote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
....nobody came.
A friend of mine recently admitted to me that he is addicted to brake fluid. When I confronted him about it he assured me that he could stop at any time.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you....
It's good that he isn't addicted to power steering fluid. You'd have to steer him clear.Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlMetro
What do you call Mexican food bought from a drive-in?
Carburrito
Just be careful it doesn't smudge your tacometer.
I'm going to start a new Mexican food franchise for those on a strict diet. It's called Taco Smell.
And one for those on a diet, but not so strict. It's called Taco Shell.
And one for those who like it really hot and spicy. It's called Taco Hell.
Wait, wait... I have one more coming... And one for computer geeks. It's called Taco Dell.
That concludes my sit down comedy for tonight.