Joke Time

wow,

I did not know you played the piano

meanwhile back at the ranch, the lone ranger saw tonto was riding donkey

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Originally Posted by markabilly

wow,

I did not know you played the piano

meanwhile back at the ranch, the lone ranger thought tonto was

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They don't call me clever dick for nothing y'know.....

Nixon could play the piano too...his mother taught him

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Originally Posted by SGWilko

They don't call me clever dick for nothing y'know.....

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You're lucky; they don't call me clever dick at all.

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

or as they would say in Germany (Fliegen=flies, fliegen=to fly ;) ):
Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach... Bananen :p

so while fruit flies may like a banana, what does time have to do with that

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Originally Posted by markabilly

so while fruit flies may like a banana, what does time have to do with that

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Four. Two on the front seats and two on the back seat.

Four. Two to hold the bulb and two to turn them.

I only need her two hands for her to choke it and make it fly.........


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