How good or out of shape are you all in???

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Originally Posted by Quattroporte

I'm in great shape.....



A circle is a shape! :p :

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Yes my friend, round is indeed a shape.

In fact, the older I get, the rounder I get! :D

I'm quite small and light but not very fit at the moment. I used to play football for up to 5 hours a week and go to the gym as well, but since leaving uni I've found it difficult to keep it up. I do do a lot of walking/hiking in better weather, but it's not a lot of fun this time of year.
My latest attempt at raising my fitness levels is dancing. I have my first salsa class tonight, so hopefully that will get me off the settee this winter.

I've lost half a stone. Bloody hell :s hock:

That means I'm 14 1/2 stone.

I thought my trousers felt a bit loose :D

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Originally Posted by Knock-on

I've lost half a stone. Bloody hell :s hock:

That means I'm 14 1/2 stone.

I thought my trousers felt a bit loose :D

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that's because you've just been to the loo and did a number two.

:s mokin:

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Originally Posted by race aficionado

that's because you've just been to the loo and did a number two.

:s mokin:

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Actually, I did a little investigating and it turn out that I am slightly above my ideal weight according to my BMI.

My BMI is in the 27's where 25 is the upper limit for my ideal weight and suggests that I am slightly above my ideal weight.

Obviously the realisation that I am not perfect in every way, shape and form was a shock to the system so I beat a path to the NHS-Direct website and went to Mens Health.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/question...?categoryId=61

Now, what is it with the men out there that are fascinated by their penis???

Aren't we interested in our weight, hair loss, anxiety, heart and general health at all? It seems not. If it's not to do with the old meat and two veg, it doesn't make it onto the page?

:confused:

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Now, what is it with the men out there that are fascinated by their penis???

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All men love multi-functional tools ;) :D A penis is a jack of all trades, if you'll forgive the pun :erm:

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Originally Posted by Knock-on

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/question...?categoryId=61

Now, what is it with the men out there that are fascinated by their penis???

Aren't we interested in our weight, hair loss, anxiety, heart and general health at all? It seems not. If it's not to do with the old meat and two veg, it doesn't make it onto the page?

:confused:

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As long as you don't have a lump on it . . . . and of course the other 12 points are also keenly important, you are ok healthwise.

watch out for the last one though . . .
and #7 . . . stop gobbling those blue pills

ok I will stop now.

. . . . . too funny knockie :p

:s mokin:

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Originally Posted by race aficionado

As long as you don't have a lump on it . . . . and of course the other 12 points are also keenly important, you are ok healthwise.

watch out for the last one though . . .
and #7 . . . stop gobbling those blue pills

ok I will stop now.

. . . . . too funny knockie :p

:s mokin:

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Not funny. I got one of those Blue pills stuck in the back of my throat.

I had a stiff neck for weeks ;)

at least they work . . . .

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Originally Posted by oily oaf

Gotta take issue with you on the Adams Ale topic Fanny.
I just tried some and it's the Devils work I tell yers :mad:
(tilts back head and glugs down 1/2 bottle of Old Bushmills to get rid of taste)

Experts tell us we should be necking at least 8 pints of the stuff every day :eek: That's all fine and dandy if you're on the dole and can afford to spend the entire day standing in front of the chodbin with your custard rifle 'anging out :mad:

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Ah Bushmills. I haven't had any for a few months now. It's Blackbush that's my particular favourite - and no it's not a euphemism. I never liked water until recently. Maybe it's the global warming that's making me thirstier, but the trick is to drink it glass after glass without bloating yourself out. If you overdo it your body shuts down and tries to deal with the excess. I reckon that's how it works with everything, salt, fat, beer, whatever. Nothing's really bad for you if you take the right amount - except maybe that polonium stuff :erm: