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Is it ever any different in North West England.

Is it ever any different in North West England?

How do I know I'm a southern unposh Bathonion
Are you?

No.

Where would you rather be right now?

Reduit bay, St Lucia :)

OK, who farted?

Oh no I haven't farted, it's just my new aftershave ;)

Can you please take your hand out of my underpants?

Wtf was that me - I must have been sleepwalking
Was it really me?

I wouldn't know, I wasn't there!

Have you ever been to Thailand (or South-East Asia)?

No I haven't but I know some people who have and they loved it.

Do you like your name?

Not sure - it can get annoying
Please can you stop fiddling with the cat?

But I like playing with pussies :s hock:

Was that a bit too rude?