Markabilly, you have got to stop getting inches and millimeters mixed up! :confused: :D
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Markabilly, you have got to stop getting inches and millimeters mixed up! :confused: :D
You are right!!! THANKS!!! Been selling myself short all this time. I measured and discovered that I have far more length in millimeters than i do in inches... :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
three hundred ninety-two even sounds better than fifteen
Just slightly sexist
A woman walks into a bar...
Don't be stupid, she was in the kitchen!
I don't care what anyone says about Tiger Woods, he is still a hell of a player.
Not a bad golfer either.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stopped after 3 Ho's.
Customs officials in Saudi Arabia have caught a man trying to smuggle a suitcase full of mascara into the country. They say police arrested him and took him to the town square where he received his punishment of one hundred lashes.
Q What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.
Aparrently Tiger Woods is going to change his name by Deed poll. He will now be known as Cheetah.
Someone once said that Tiger Woods was a good driver.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Q: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
A: They went clubbing.
Maybe a bit fruity for some of the mods but I'll risk the infraction points.
a husband walks into the bedroom and says to his wife;
"fancy playing the rape game?"
"NO"
"that's the spirit"
Also did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
:p
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".
The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.
As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in.
The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".
The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?"
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Originally Posted by fousto
Jesus is long dead!
Once many years ago, I saw the following scratched on the wall of an elevator at a university:
"God is dead"
-Frederich Nietzsche
and somebody else had scratched right below:
"Nietzsche is dead"
-God
Stolen from a sarcastic thread about Speed TV on the CASC site.
Speed has a new 6 part mini series coming up:
'How I met Jr's Gardner'.