i don't get it...what was Easy doing in your closet???Quote:
Originally Posted by fousto
probably would not need starter pistol, although I am also wondering how starter lost his pistol since i did not think he had one to lose...... :confused:
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i don't get it...what was Easy doing in your closet???Quote:
Originally Posted by fousto
probably would not need starter pistol, although I am also wondering how starter lost his pistol since i did not think he had one to lose...... :confused:
Now Markabilly that is not very nice when I got you a job driving for USF1.
I know it is only the latrine truck -- but still! :D :eek:
Marriage is like poker.
You start with a pair and end with a full house.
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird Flu you need tweeckment.
For Swine Flu you need Oikment.
I like that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by fousto
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
A lady is getting changed when she hears a knock at the door
'Who is it?' she asks as she pulled up her skirt
'A blind man' is the reply from the other side of the door
Thank Christ thinks the woman - he wont know I don't have a top on and she opens the door and quickly shuts it behind him.
Nice tits love - where do you want me to hang the blinds?
Q: What does Mozart do now that he is dead?
A: He decomposes.
Why Does ET have big eyes?
He saw his phone bill
A policeman sees a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Enraged, he yells out "PULL OVER!!!"
The woman, still driving, smiles sweetly and says "Nah, it's a cardigan!"
Enjoy!
Well, I knew you must be the guy in the closet, cause I figured you would not have anything close to 3 inches to lose..... :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
......and tell Fousto to stop looking for his three inches, most likely it was all digested in the small intestine by now.....
You all realize that a Finn (Hi Eki) is a Norwegian turned inside out!
Some say Markabilly is the spawn of Satan.
Sorry I disclaim all responsibility.
Everyone has some sort of standard to keep! :eek:
Daddy, daddy......at long last......but the only question I got as to whether it b true... is while u r certainly old enough, how come I got five times more than three inches???????Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
speakin of such,,,,
A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. The agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small portfolio with the care that was deserving of his fine young specimen.
"You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor. Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of."
"Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no sir," said the handsome young man.
"I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent.
"Sir?"
"Your name. Penis Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name."
"Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's name. We have carried this name for generations and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason."
"If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you young man."
"Then I bid you farewell -- my name will not change."
With that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agents office never to return.
Five Years Later: The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with some producers and shuffled through his mail. Mostly junk mail, trade journals and the like. There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed the letter. As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check dropped from the folds and onto his desk. He looked at the check. It was for 50,000 dollars! He read the letter:
Dear Sir: Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penis Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and left your office. However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and endeavored to change my name. Now I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions worldwide.
Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is often that I think back to my meeting with you and your insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me to such wealth and fame.
Very Sincerely Yours,
Dick Van Dyke