If you're purchasing a yacht you might say...
Keel or no Keel?
Actually if you chose the latter you would end up capsising and getting very wet. Please be careful!
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If you're purchasing a yacht you might say...
Keel or no Keel?
Actually if you chose the latter you would end up capsising and getting very wet. Please be careful!
(hurls cat furiously into waste disposal system, lights pipe, draws up chair, loosens tie, leans forward and waits)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotbikerchic33
Oily's waiting, so I'd best answer hadn't I? :p :
Dearest Hotbikerchic (who's plainly neither hot, a biker or chic in any way :mark: ). Why don't you go and post among friends m'dear?
:D :D :D
We have a cat fight!
No, she's probably more heavyweight than me :p :
But I'd still win.
I had a cat fight last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eki
After 9 gruelling rounds the referee stepped in and stopped the contest after the cat chewed one of my ears off and was docked a point for illegal use of the litter tray :mad:
(runs up steps of York Hall Bethnal Green, raises gloved fists to the sky and starts jumping up and down like a good un)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Serves you right. It's about time that cat stands up and defends himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by oily oaf
Credit to the Chaser for coming up for this one for an Afghanistanian game show..."Meal or no meal"