The Last Word

nothin. are my lard and thai sweet chilli crisps ready yet?

I had to write on the side of a grand piano in..............oh never mind :D

I saw a grand piano. It had no writing on so obviously had not been sullied by Ms 'Cat Wee' Darco.

Ahah, so someone out there is issuing blank grand pianos!
I think we should inform MI5, MI6 or the KGB of the possibility of fraudulent grand pianos being passed into general circulation.

Remember kids, you should always fill in all of the blanks on your grand piano before you make a payment. :D

Are the blanks the white keys or the black keys? What should you do if you don't have a grand piano? Are we there yet?

not sure, but i'll need the last word for the remainder.

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Originally Posted by CarlMetro

Are the blanks the white keys or the black keys? What should you do if you don't have a grand piano? Are we there yet?

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I have heard that some bank are willing to start taking payments written on the side of washing machines and there are plans afoot to have Automated Teller Machines that dispense grammophones as smaller change, but I fear that those days are well beyond my existance on this mortal coil.

That's a shame because there's a road not far from me where there is a surplus of washing machines which could suddenly have a new lease of life.

My washing machine died yesterday. :(

RIP Donney's washing machine ;(

When's the funneral? My toaster would like to attend.