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Oh look me and thee were joint 35th even with my so called loser Bottas. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rjbetty
Mind you 39th and 41st out of 45 or 46 doesnt leave us with much to be proud of though. :rolleyes: I am worried about your Bonus GP next week though. :(
Good luck Rj. Hope you have a good one.
Mind you, surely you lose points when Slash, slashes again and is sack mid season???? ;) :grenade:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Alca-Tazizzle
VAUXHALL ASTRA F1 TEAM NEWS
Hey Mr Jones, how did Henners F1 manage 6th in Belgium with McLaren drivers? Are you sure that's right?
(We are protesting the result in true F1 team fashion since he is now ahead of us in the championship)
Also, breaking news, as it turns out Jenson Button and several other sports starts have been arrested on multiple accounts of breaking and entering in recent months! Button, and the other stars, believed to be Jessica Ennis and Rory McIlroy, have committed a spate of offences by breaking into people's homes, then surprising them at inoppurtune moments and explaining to them that they could get 2% cashback on their current accounts and suchlike.
Mrs Smith of Grimsby had this to say: "I joost went t' fridge t' get soom milk for coop of tea; when I closed t' door, I were 'orrified as there were scrooffy man standin n' froont uf me tellin me a load of bank stoof. Didn't make mooch sense to me so I smacked 'im in face with me fryin' pan."
Mrs Smith was only cautioned for her actions as she was deemed to have acted in self defence.
It turns out that Santander bank are involved in these crimes too and are under police investigation. It's also yet to be understood how Button, Ennis and McIlroy were able to actually enter heir victims homes, seeing as in most cases all doors and windows were locked etc.
This has a profound effect on our championship chances as a few of our major rivals have Button as lead driver. 2 of our closest rivals are Aki Racing Team and Henners F1. Since Button is now in jail pending bail, those teams are in a bit of a fix aren't they? This, along with Monza being our bonus GP provides us with a great oppurtunity to leapfrog several rivals and get back into the top 40 overall (sigh).
Press Cutting:
Today Aki Racing Team was reported to have joined fierce rivals Vauxhall Astra F1 Team in questioning the Spa GP result, when fellow backmarker Henners F1 managed a shock 6th place. V.A.F1 (Vauxhall Astra F1 Team) made their feelings clear earlier today, but in true F1 fashion the ART (Aki Racing Team) has made it clear they hold VAF1 responsible for the challenge to Henners F1. So should any action be taken against protesting teams then its V.A F1 rather than ART that will be punished.
As for reports on JB being in prison, the ART team principle made a statement earlier.
"We would like to send our support to Jenson at this tough time and hope he enjoys the cake with solid metal filling we have sent him. Following delivery of said cake, we very much hope Jenson can make it back to the paddock for the next race.
Yellow Jens GP Racing Team issues a statement that this season has been written off.
"We are incapable of reaching the goals. Unfortunately drivers are rubbish, incapable of improving and adapting to the car and this is the main obstacle of the season. Even re-hiring Grosjean again would have been much better. Ferrari chassis is dropping backwards and all the while Red Bull keeps winning, Mercedes engine is only second-best option."
"Next up is our bonus GP. Well, we can hope to move into Top20 of the championship and this is our best chance, where to finish by the end of the season."
"We overanalyzed before the season when compiling our team. Lessons are learnt from this. We will put together our 2014 more by following gut feeling, common sense and heart."
Italian Race Results:
http://sites.google.com/site/2009fgp/results/belgium
1 Team Tango* 84
2 Red Passion Team* 72
3 Yellow Jens GP Racing Team* 66
Overall Standings:
1 Force Yorkshire* 618
2 Team Purple Frog* 581
3 Liger* 572
4 All Eggs in a German Basket* 571
4 Spitze Gurke Racing* 571
6 BMD Racing* 520
6 Team Marlboro Koz Racing* 520
8 Bed Rules Racing* 517
9 Blue Ridge Engineering* 490
9 Dudes in F1* 490
http://sites.google.com/site/2009fgp/re ... -standings
Thanks N.Jones.
*checks results*
:eek:
What in the world??!!
Do you seriously mean to say I came 4th in the Italian GP??? :eek:
*almost faints from shock and has to sit down*
Are you sure this is right? (not that I'm complaining at all)
VAUXHALL ASTRA F1 TEAM PRESS RELEASE
We interrupt this thread to bring you another announcement from VAF1 Team.
The provisional result from the Italian Grand Prix was declared today and it appears that this plucky backmarker team have claimed a shock 4th place in what is surely one of the upsets of the season.
We are keeping celebrations on hold until the result is officially confirmed. We are wondering if the series promoter has been using Mark Webber's spreadsheet program for the last 2 races by mistake. (i.e. one that doesn't work very well)
Despite the fact that neither of our drivers finished in the points, and only one of our silver sheds scraped a 10th place finish (having managed to file his way out of jail in time for the weekend), and this combined with the Mercedes engine claiming only 6th, 9th and 10th places, we appear to have come up with the 4th highest points total for this race.
VAF1 have a sneaky feeling this will be a bit like Brazil 2003 so we are not counting our chickens just yet.
In other news, it is that time of year when we consider our drivers for next year. We think that Nico Hulkenberg has been mighty this weekend and this year. If the top teams don't want him, we will!
POSF1 Sponsored by Nobody has nothing to say because we suck.
The races have been fun though. :D
Results will be up tomorrow.