Not close enough though ;)
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Not close enough though ;)
I feel I have to clarify that I have never actually eaten sh*t, but if I did, I just know it would taste exactly like Walkers cheese and onion flavour crisps :D
Beware! When I am close enough and without notice I'll take the LW away to a far far place. :D
Not far enough, obviously :D
Nonsense, you've had a baby and like any parent you would have at some point ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarco
Err, is that some kind of horrifying ritual that I clearly missed out on? I just changed a zillion nappies :D
and at some point during the zillion nappy changes, you would have gained a little poo on your fingers..........
You..............do know about soap and water, don't you? :D
.... and then eaten Walkers cheese and onion flavour crisps. :DQuote:
and at some point during the zillion nappy changes, you would have gained a little poo on your fingers..........
Yes, very good for washing the cars with ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarco
I'll take the LW away from this peculiar conversation :rolleyes:
Why? it's no stranger on here than normal ;)
Yes, clearly men eat baby poo, and that is indeed strange :D Well, Carl does anyway :D
We all eat a pound of dirt before we die :D
But that won't happen in a good while, in the meantime the LW is mine.
A pound of dirt now??? :D
I'm not hungry thank you!
Well either that or a bowl of Cheerios ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarco
It's up to you DD.
it's my last word though.
I'll have the...............Honey Nut Cornflakes :D
that counts as a pound of dirt anyway :p :
No, the dirt would taste better ;)
Better than what?
Dirt that has been in some way sullied.
How can you sully dirt? I mean, hasn't it been sullied already?
I figure dirt is about as sullied as it's ever going to get... :mark:
I spent a week camping miles from civilisation in Fuerteventura once, lest just say that eating lots of meat and rice and drinking loads of water meant that the dirt in the surrounding area got pretty badly sullied.
No, no, no. It sounds like the campsite may have certainly be sullied, but not the dirt...
Than Honey Nut Cornflakes :yuk:Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
It's interesting that most threads on the Chit Chat board when left for sufficient periods of time will turn to smut. In here they turn to that other great source of British humour... Poos and Wees
Soup spelled backwards is puos.
It is good or bad? :D Not pous, the part about toilet humour instead of smut :D
We French think that going to the toilet is a solemn, mudane affair but you English have turned it into the basis of an entire culture!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarco
Obviously it's good - we're better than the French! :D
It's always fun to come along and see the sort of havoc a small, offhand comment by me has wreaked :D
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a line from Blackadder Goes Fourth, the episode called Private Plane, delivered by Adrian Edmonson, playing the Red Baron?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Did he have the LW?
My feverish LW.
Are you not well BB?
Hence the italics :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
Hang on, why is this kind of writing called italics? Do people from Italy normally walk around on a sort of lean? I knew that they had a reputation for being good lovers bit surely that's pushing it, no?
Erm..........
The LW might know the answer.