Hello, Anyone out there? - 2

Hi all, I have something for you that is totally unrelated to motorcycling, but hey, that's what this thread is all about. I came across an intelligence test for 5 year olds, and believe it or not, most adults fail the test. It consists of 4 easy questions. I will post the questions, and you can answer them if you can. I will post the correct answers on Sunday evening. Should be interesting to see how many of you get them right.

Q1: How do you get a giraffe in the fridge ?

Q2: How do you get an elephant in the fridge ?

Q3: The Lion King is holding a meeting for all the animals. They all show up for the meeting except one. Which animal does not go ?

Q4: There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you get across ?

How many will get them right ?
Maybe some you have seen it before, but I thought it may be interesting for those who havn't.

I can answer Q3 and Q4, the rests might follow.

Although master on swimming it is not recommended to cross the crocodile inhabited river, make sure that it has the bridge to cross through.

Those are sleeping or posting on here usually do not come to the said animal meeting. ;)

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Originally Posted by maxu05

Hi all, I have something for you that is totally unrelated to motorcycling, but hey, that's what this thread is all about. I came across an intelligence test for 5 year olds, and believe it or not, most adults fail the test. It consists of 4 easy questions. I will post the questions, and you can answer them if you can. I will post the correct answers on Sunday evening. Should be interesting to see how many of you get them right.

Q1: How do you get a giraffe in the fridge ?

Q2: How do you get an elephant in the fridge ?

Q3: The Lion King is holding a meeting for all the animals. They all show up for the meeting except one. Which animal does not go ?

Q4: There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you get across ?

How many will get them right ?
Maybe some you have seen it before, but I thought it may be interesting for those who havn't.

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I think I remember these from way back.

Q1 put it next to te butter
Q2 put it next to the giraffe
Q3 Dunno
Q4 ditto

..oh yeah, and I read a goodun in the joke page of Superbike the other day.

I went to a blacksmiths for a job interview. " Have you ever shoed a horse?" he asked me. "No" said I "...but I once told a donkey to f**k off".

Wow ... seems it wasn't easy to put the big animals into the fridge, What is the biggest part of giraffe or elephant anyway?.

hahahahaha, I used to know a lot of these Jokes

as jim mcglinchey said
Q1 Put it next to the butter
Q2 put it next to the giraffe

Q3 The giraffe and the elephant, they are in the fridge
Q4 You just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the meeting

The crocodiles inhabit the river, the meeting was held there, you can swim across safely only at the time crocodile make a speech for the meeting :)

Oh, damn it, I can't wait until Sunday.
Q1 = Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.
Q2 = Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in and close the door
Q3 = The elephant, he's still in the fridge. Spot on Chris for 3 and 4.
Q4 = Swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

If anyone has some of these, please post them, as I am bored waiting for the action to start for the new season. I have 3 weeks holiday now, and only so many new DVD's to watch. I think I will be logged on to the forum quite a lot for the next month. Cheers to all :up:

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a banana?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
A: So people won't recognise them.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of bananas in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a puppy field.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a puppy field?
A: No? See how well they hide.

Q: Why are there no animals out and about between 3pm to 5pm?
A: Because those are the hours elephants parachute dive.

Q: Why are crocodiles so flat?
A: Because they were out and about between 3pm to 5pm.

Q: If while parachute diving an elephant falls on a tree, how does he get down?
A: It stands on a leaf and wait for autumn.

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a VW Beatle?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant was in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW Beatle parked outside it.

Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?
A: Put 4 in a VW Beatle, 4 in another VW Beatle, put the two VW beatles in the fridge.

Q: How can a fridge hold 2 VW Beatles
A: A fridge large enough to hold 4 elephants can surely hold two VW beatles.

Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get the 2 VW beatles out, put Tarzan in, close door.

Q: The Lion gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were cruising in the VW beatle.

Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: They are looking for an elephant who forgot to wear its sandals.

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away its credit card.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.

START THE SEASON NOW PLEASE !!!!! :laugh: