yeah....cool joke!!!
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yeah....cool joke!!!
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head.
I will stay back and give these two a lift.
If you die in an elavator--- always be sure to push the up button.
Simcoe County Jokes Strike Again
A dog in Orillia gave birth to puppies on Memorial Avenue.
The OPP have cited her for littering.
Midland Police are worried about a group of ex cons that have began surfing in Midland Harbour.
Seems the Town is worried about a crime wave.
Four out of five Simcoe County dentists recommend playing hockey.
A Tay township lad was excited when his father finally agreed to take him to the Zoo.
When he got home his mother asked him if he had a good time.
He replied 'It was great, especially when one of the animals daddy picked came in at 20 to 1.'
Remember --- Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer to the end the faster it goes!
As Drifter's missus comes out of the loo he remarks "Honey, did you notice the new toilet brush I just bought?"
"Yeah, it's o.k." she replies, "but I still prefer paper."
Here's mine
A group of ignorant retards sign up to a forum and suggest bias by the FIA towards Ferrari/Citroen with no evidence at all.
Oh wait that's not a joke, that's just the people we get on this forum :D
Someone poop in your corn flakes this morning Daniel? :p :
If by poop in my cornflakes you mean have I dealt with people today who have less technical knowledge and less comprehension skills than the most idiotic of F1 forum members then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
A guy sitting on a plane is joined by a guy on the end seat who has a dog,which sits between then.The 1st guy thinks this is odd,So he says to the guy" how come you have brought a dog onto the plane,andhe sits on the seat next to me".He says " I work for the customs,and this dog can pick up on passengers with drugs".After the plane takes of the guy tell his dog to GO.So off it goes and stops by a woman.Then comes back taps the owners knee once and sits down.The guys says what is he telling you?.OH he is telling me that ,she has Cannabis ,so I take her seat number and she is arrested once we land.Next he tell the dog to go again ,this time he stops by a guy,comes back to tap his owners knee twice.Whats he telling you now .OH he says that that guy has Cocaine on him so again I take his seat number.Then he tells the dog to go again,this time the dog goes down the isle ,then hurries back sits on his middle seat and s all over it.The guys says "Hey why has he done that .,is he telling you something now" Yes says the owner"He has just found a bomb"