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ill have large glass of cold icey water please

Are the barmaid osteriches still here. If so can we have some god dammed service please :mad:

Yes they are still ostriches, and they don't appreciate being called incompetent :D


They'll get to you in their own time.

For now, how about some conversation??

How about venepuncture?

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Originally Posted by RaikkonenRules

Where is everybody? Was it something I said :(

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We're all still here, we're just not talking to you. It's nothing you've said, just the fact that you smell :p :

Barkeep, a pint of your finest old crunchy and a can of air freshner if you please :D

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Originally Posted by RaikkonenRules

Finally found the place after looking all over the country for it :mad:

*Walks up to the bar and hands out an ID card with a picture of a 40 year old man and explains that I only look 16 because I just had major plastic surgery on my face.* :D

I'll have a pint of your finset cheapest beer please :D

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that doesn't work in this pub :p :

just an OJ please thanks :)

Worth a shot though :D . Fine in that case I'll have to settle for a coke :(

A pint of Harvis and a bacon sarnie please.

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................

I'll have a pint of 'UnSpecific' please!

Shouldn't that be "non-specific"?

an OJ and a pint of stella please