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Hey BJB, are you getting the hint? :p :
You're more than welcome in here, just check you guitar at the door :p :
Speaking of... Wouldn't be a bad idea if we had a doorman... some big intimidating brute that would discourage the unwelcomed type (you know, all those NASCAB fans... :D :p : .............................. :uhoh: ). I nominate Oily!
A very good idea. I also favour a labyrinth in front of the door.
walks in after blagging to bouncers that i am 19 with dodgy ID (yay!!)
up to bar Pint of san migel please!
gets coins out
starts to sip beer (yum yum)
One problem there - the ostrich behind the bar knew your ID was fake and gave you a non-alcoholic beverage instead :p :
thaught it taste a bit funny never mind will try to get drunk on it any way!
thaught my id was a bit suspicous :P look like any normal 19 male right
I'm a 19-year-old male and you look nothing like me. In fact, you look like Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
dammm it i give up slams fake beer down and leaves in a strop!! il be back when im 18
No need to leave; just confuse the ostriches so they'll give you alcohol. They have brains the size of peanuts, it's not hard.
I feel sorry for all of you under 18....... now get out of our pub :p :
I'll have a pint of fosters please. :)
And you have the nerve to tell the under aged to get out :\Quote:
Originally Posted by stevie_gerrard
Barkeep, hit this ruffian with a cocktail umbrella until he sees the error of his ways................and serve two pints of your finnest Ol'Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits of course, when you've done.
No need for the cocktail umbrella; remember, the barkeep is an ostrich, it has very powerful legs ;)
And what is this crunchy stuff??
Evening all - new to this forum - read page 1 of this thread, which had Metal Mickey managing the place, skipped to the last page to discover that during the ensuring 'hostile takeover' which must have happened some where in the middle a bunch of long legged birds had taken over....... hmm - that i like! :)
Drink please barbird - Vodka Red Bull if you please!
Fun, innit? :D my kind of pub
Welcome Audimadgeoff ! :up: :wave:
Pub regulations stipulate that newbies must buy a round :D I'll continue to confuse Leon with another pint-o-crunchy... :D
(...p.s. check out the legs on the server!...)
hmmmm - missed that bit of small print when I was distracted by the legs behind the bar!!! - fine so a pint of crunchy oats for you, some bird seed for the help and a VRB for me! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
Can I have a lady-boy please? It consists of a G&T and Baileys (ladies drinks) and a pint of beer ( a boys drink) ;)
:beer: ahhhh lady-boys :s
Uh, a drink... if you say so :p :
If you asked that in my local you'd probably be needing a pair of crutches to walk home with :\Quote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
Although in some parts of London you would get a darn sight more than you're expecting :p :
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Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
I believe Thailand would be a good place to start :p :
i'll have a pint of coke for now thank you, and a bacon sandwich, havent had one of them in ages! :D
Ooh, me too please!Quote:
Originally Posted by stevie_gerrard
And a mug-o-coffee :dozey:
Better fry up some more bacon, I want one too. Mmmmm......bacon.
And pass me a Rickards red, eh?
Hey Brent, long time no see. Where ya been hiding? :D
Can I have a grilled cheese sandwich?
I'll have a coke now please, im having a plasma tv fitted in here, so we can have the football on :)
Can i have another lady boy please.
It seems strange for a Man Utd fan to be happy when Liverpool wins :D
Lets hope Man utd can beat Arsenal :up:
At your expense? Nice :D :p :Quote:
Originally Posted by stevie_gerrard
thanks Stevie, perfect for watching the Bolivian Summer Football Championship instead :p :
Ham sandwich and a coke please
oh yeh, anything for bolivian football :p : Yes at my expense, jsut for you guys, cause i love you all :)
I will have a coke and bowl of crunchy nut thanks :p :
And when there's no Bolivian football on, we can bring movies in to watch :D
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
less of this footy channel lock on MOTORS TV!!!!
Motors TV will be on when there's something good to watch. Other times, we'll be having football, and when there's nothing good on either channel, it'll be Star Wars movies! :D
I recently purchased all the Monty Python movies on dvd, perhaps we could have a Monty night?
I'll have a large vodka & coke, hold the coke too seeing as I'm sitting here at stupidoclock writing a presentation for tomorrow :rolleyes:
Oh all right, but if I can bring in my entire Babylon 5 collection ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlMetro
Nope, that would have to be destroyed if it ever came in here ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
Anymore of them bacon sandwiches left??
I'll have one as well cheers, and a pint of coke :D
Oh damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlMetro
What about my Blackadder collection?
Blackadder is fine :up:
Is Only fools and donkeys showing, or should I come back at Xmas ? :)