Originally Posted by Rudy Tamasz
A boat with Cuban refugees is heading for Florida. Suddenly an old man feels like he is about to die. "Anybody got a Cuban flag?", asks he. "I need to kiss it before I die". After some hesitation a gorgeous looking girl says shyly, "I have it tattoed on my butt". Then she makes it available for the kisses of the old man and he is doing it passionately for a while. Then, clearly revitalized, he says: "Okay, I kissed goodbye to the Cuban flag, now I need to kiss goodbye to Fidel".
That was a joke, of course.