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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
Oh yeah, look what has happenned!!!
Easy's wife says Easy is already so chilled already such that when he is in the room or the bed, anything with a temperature above-30 degrees centigrade feels hot....
Easy's wife says Easy is so chilled the last time (about ten years ago) when he tried to take a hot shower, it took them two hours to chisel him out of the block of ice he created in the tub and $750 Canandian dollars to repair the ice damage to the plumbing.....
Easy's wife says that Easy is so chilled out that the mortician and police keep coming by to tote him off, when the neighbors call and tell the cops that based on the smell, there must be something dead in the house, but she has to tell them no----he just can not bath...and point out that despite the horrid smell, ever so often his eyelids blink and his eyes move....
Easy's wife says that when given the choice between him and a frozen carrot, she always picks the frozen carrott, because it is not only much warmer, but bigger and more fun........
Besides she says she learned her lesson 20 years ago, and stays clear of him completely since then, as the frost bite damage was terrible in that private spot.......
