Tazio runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with donkey juke who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for "Taz le deda Nails".
"Give me a week," says he, "and I'll be back with a tape."
A week goes by and the donKey comes to see taz. He puts a cassette in the video and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Taz le deda Nails, they'll hold anything."
taz goes mad shouting: "What is the matter with you? They'll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more showing Jesus being nailed by Romans!"
Another week goes by and donKey jote comes back to see Taz with another tape. He puts it in the machine and hits play. This time the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus already nailed to the cross.
The Roman looks up at him and says 'Taz le de da Nails, they'll hold anything'.
Tazio is beside himself. "You don't understand: I don't want anything showing Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I'll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast."
A week passes and tazio waits impatiently. The ole el donKey jote arrives and puts on the new video.
A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them turns to camera and says "If only we had used Taz le de da Nails!".