The Last Word

The LW is currently with me, attending a very important conference at the ministry of silly walks.

The last word has tired of walking.

The LW never tires when it's with me.

Until now

The LW and I are returning to a pet store to discuss a dead parrot.

The last word is simply returning to me.

Briefly...

With you.

Yes, the LW is with me.

No, my wife has it stashed somewhere (ready for the next argument)

The last word has escaped from your wife's stow.

Is this the right room for an argument?

No it's not.

Ah, but it's the right room for the LW.

and this is the right post for the last word.

No, you are very much mistaken.

Seems correct to me.

To me it does not.

Look again.

Lookiiiing...

Yep it is still incorrect. The LW is mine.

That's not the LW, it's a gopher. You should get your vision checked.

I am checking the LW and both the LW and my sight are perfectly OK.

The LW has realized its mistake and has returned to me.

Briefly, though.

No, permanently.

What are you doing with the LW?

Keeping it safe of course.

You, the LW safe, with you?????

Sweet Lord!!!!

What are you going on about? The LW feels perfectly comfortable with me.

Last word since 2014? Think it's time someone else had a turn.

you just ruined schmenke's life :)

It's not about Schmenke, it's about the LW.

Tsk Jan, you just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you. A perfect ending to the LW, and you have to go and spoil it by resurrecting a closed thread.

The LW is quite traumatized now from its rude awakening, so leave us alone while it takes time to recuperate.

If the thread was closed then it couldn't be resurrected. The LW is delighted to be back where it belongs.

with me!

Nah mate.

IT's not with any of you - it's trying a new home.

Abroad in The Trump Towers :laugh:

Noooooooooo

why not?