The Last Word

The LW is not amused being by your side. It prefers the pleasure of my company, and never tires of it.

Until now that is, as it is with me.

All the more pleasure for me to swipe it from you.

You can try and swipe, duck n dive, roll over and play dead, but the fact remains that after all that effort, the LW is still mine.

That was a long explanation with no last word.

Check again, it's definitely with me.

I did and it's not.

You need glasses my friend.

The last word will do the seeing for me.

How can that be when it is with me.

Rhyming will do nothing for you to keep the last word.

All attempts to keep the LW are futile. It has declared permanent residency with me.

The paperwork didn't go through, so it has come back to me.

Wrong address, it resides with me, please forward outstanding mail.

Its permanent residency application has just been approved, so the LW has returned to live an enjoyable life with me.

Apparently you meant the application I submitted.

You all obviously put my address down on your application forms by mistake as it is with me.

You misread the paperwork 555. That address is from where the LW fled. Rest assured it is comfortable here with me.

That is most assuredly incorrect.

Incorrect is the only thing correct about you lot, it resides with me.

The last word has moved on from you once again.

The LW feels like a trampoline with all this bouncing around, so it has declared permanent residency with me.

The last word remains a traveling one s it has returned to me.

The LW has given up on the nomadic life and has returned to me permanently.

It was a brief period of rest for the last word.

I've just stolen the last word and am currently heading for the Mexican border with it. Catch me if you can!

The last word has been reclaimed to it's rightful place with me.

You'll have to do better than that.

The LW does not enjoy being on the lam so it has returned to safety with me.

The last word scoffs at your notion of safety.

Not so fast, amigos. The last word is mine once again! :bandit:

Was yours you mean.

The last word has kindly agreed to help me celebrate reaching 100 posts.

Enough celebrating with you. It's my turn.

You're welcome to it... for the time being.

I wasn't done.

Why not?

Because the last word prefers it here.

I'm not so sure...

Rest assured, I'm sure.