The Last Word

Neither of those statements are near accurate.

Not according to my good neighbour, the LW.

Which is residing with me.

Not from where I'm standing it's not!

Which is far from the last word.

If right next to me is your idea of far away so be it!

Even next to you, the last word is with me.

Next to me, next to you, its all the same to me when the LW and I are always as one, never apart

Except, as always, when its with me.

You are entitled to be wrong, the LW sends greetings.

The only thing I'm entitled to is the last word.

You may be entitled to brief visits with the LW, but its permanent place is with me.

Permanently gone from you it is.

And stuck with me as always.

Until removed and brought back to me.

No, no, it's always with me.

Except for now and the future.

Nice try Marty McFly, the future is clear, the LW will be with me.

The only clear thing is the present in which I hold the last word.

Only for it to slip from your grasp into mine again.

And return again to me.

You may want to check your information source as the LW is clearly with me.

My informant is the last word.

That's impossible as the LW resides with me.

You obviously have an impostor as the true last word remains here.

There are many clever knock-off LWs around, but rest assured the original is with me.

Knock-off or real, if it's a last word I have it.

tsk, tsk, no you don't, stand in line behind me.

And i shall now cut your place.

The LW would not allow line jumping, to the back with you, the LW is mine.

The last word has taken to the back of the line with me.

Unlikely as we are finished with the line and are now on our way to the club, the LW dances with me and me alone.

The last word has had enough of the ngihtlife.

With the disco lights it's like daytime here, the LW sends you greetings and a few fancy dance steps too.

The LW feels embarrassed to be dancing with you so it's returned to me.

I though I had it

You we're and remain incorrect.

You are all incorrect as I dance just fine and the LW dances with me tonight.

Let me cut in then.

The LW doesn't do cut in's, sorry for you.