The Last Word

That is simply not true.

Of course its not true as the LW is with me, always.

I question your good judgement.

Don't question my last word.

I think you meant to say MY LW.

I don't what he meant, I just know the truth.

The truth, as in the last wordd, is here.

You will all be searching for the true LW forever as it is truly with me.

Your possesion of the last word was a false pretense.

Your assumptions are wrong, the LW is mine still

It is a fact and not an assumption, the LW is mine

The LW sends greetings and pities your wrong facts

Those sentiments were sent your way while the last word is me.

Oh how wrong you always are, the LW is loving it's time with me

What time?

not yours

Nor yours it seems

Actually it seems quite mine

Looking in a mirror does not count, it is clearly mine as always, there are no ifs, ands or butts!

In any case the LW is mine.

In case you haven't noticed you no longer have it.

Let's stop all this quibbling and agree that I have the LW permanently.

I agree you wish you had it.

As do you.

And you, once again!

Suddenly a noise!

and that noise is the last word leaving you.

To visit me once again

just to leave you all over again.

It never leaves me just goes for a toilet break every now and then before it returns to me.

It sure takes awhile to come back then.

When it needs a number 2 after a good curry it does take a bit more time, but it always faithfully returns, to me.

Whoa clear the room... the aftermath of curry has not produced fun results.

For the LW, even bad situations are good situations.

With me having it being one of those good situations.

Some situations are better than others, like the LW being with me all the time...

All that time in your dreams, 'cause the LW spends all its time with me.

Except when it's with me.

You must be dreaming again dudley.

No, this is reality.