The Last Word

My LW and me would like a Gin & Tonic, thank you!

I think you mean MY LW...

You are both incorrect, my last word.

My sister always tries to get the last word...... and fails

Just like you.

And you...

Are still without it.

I'm definitely with it for sure.

You shouldn't be so sure about things.

The LW disagrees with you, as always

The failing with the LW runs strong in all of you, since it is soooo clearly mine.

Your failing is also evident.

The absence of the LW amongst all of you is evident.

How dare you taking the LW from me? I'm outraged!!!!

Looks like you will be permanently outraged then as it is with me

The last word is no longer with you.

These assumptions of the LW are outrageous.
It's clearly with me.

You've obviously been on holiday or something for your mind cannot comprehend that it is with me still!

You can no consider this your vacation from the last word.

Briefly feels more adequate.

As adequate as your stay with the last word i suppose.

The same goes for you, the Lw says your stay was brief and forgettable but fond memories are being made right now with the LW and me

I don't think the LW remembers any of you.

Nor you...

The LW has many fond memories of my companionship.

That's right, they are just memories as the LW is with me.

I hope your memory of the last word is a lasting one.

The LW and I make memories together never apart

You'll need to refer to those memories as I have the last word once again.

You should all take photos of the LW as it's all you'll ever see of it.

It's been a couple of days, I bet you though that you had had the last word. HAhahaha HA!

Just as you thought you had it.

You all should take more photos...

the photographic evidence would show me with the last word.

until now, old photos are like waves - there is always another newer one.

I always have current photos of the LW and myself as it is with me every minute of every day.

You've failed to account for seconds as the last word is with me this second.

.....2......it's with me again.....

it's no longer with you.

The LW is mine, it is that simple!