The Last Word

Correct, with me!

Not anymore

It is again now and having a whale of a time

Your time at sea with the last word is now over.

I would like to point out that the LW is mine, therefore it stays with me.

The LW would like to know if you would like to join us for a cigar and brandy later :s moking:

The last word has finished it's time with you.

I beg to differ, it has only just begun to wind up with me.

I'll pass on the cigar.

Pass it onto the LW and me...

I'll have the last word only, I've got my own smokes.

The LW does not smoke.

The last word doesn't smoke with you.

That's cause it smokes with me.

For what was a short time.

Minutes are like days with the LW, we've still got several hours left together

Your hours are like seconds.

They are for the LW as it has so much fun when with me the time just flies by.

And the last word flies back to me.

The plane is programmed to return it to me with immediate effect.

The LW doesn't need a plane. Just like Red Bull, it has wings.

They were clipped last week, alas, the plane is needed.

The plane has been delayed.

I have a spare that I keep fuelled at all times, the LW is coming home!

That one has also been delayed, the pilot was constipated.

Luckily the LW never finds it difficult coming back to me.

But it does find it easy to leave.

Leave you to return to me that is

That is wrong since it is obviously with me.

Another who is blinded by the LW radiance, it is clearly, firmly with me again

In terms of firmness, your grip is weak.

Maybe, but the LW's grip on me is strong.

It must bother you then that I still have it.

Not at all since you are gravely mistaken, it has always been with me

You are the one that is mistaken.

Just like the LW, I never make mistakes I assure you it is still with me

You assuredly do not have the last word.

It's current presence next to me says otherwise

The last word is currently present with me.

The LW invites you to join us for a drink at my place. Malt, wine or spirit sir?