The Last Word

You may think what you must, it is still no accurate.

You can say so if you want to...

Or admit the LW is mine and finish this bickering.

No, that won't be happening either.

Of course not.

Correct, because the LW is here with me.

Not anymore.

That's true.

Yes, it's true that the last word is mine.

Wrong!

Yes you are.

I know you are, but what am I?

Not with the last word.

I think you put the word "not" in there by accident.

there's no not here, only last word.

Say what?

There's nothing to say but me having the last word.

That would make you a liar.

I'm afraid you're both mistaken.

Only one is mistaken and it's not me.

I wouldn't be so certain, if I was you...

....I would be so certain if I was me.

Certainty is relative. The LW is here with me.

The last word is now in its proper place.

Exactly. With me.

Until this moment.

It was a brief moment.

This one will be longer.

Hello LW.

Hey :D

Hello Lucy. Welcome to the nuthouse but don't even think about claiming the LW!

No need to claim something that i always have.

Yeah god to see you Lucy but the LW is mine.

The last word was yours.

was, is and will always be mine.

Your conception of always appears to be off the mark.

I am sorry to disagree.

There is no disagreement about my having the last word.

The LW is glad to have me back from holiday.

The LW has gone on holiday now that you are back in town.