The Last Word

I'm positive it is not.

No it isn't.

No it isn't your, it's mine.

The LW is enjoying a cup of coffee with me, watching the rain fall... again.

Funny, because it is here with me teaching some English to some Spaniards.

The LW is able to multi-task, but its permanent location is with me.

The last word scoffs at your idea of permanency.

The LWis feasting here with me.

It's now enjoying some pizza and game 7 of the NBA finals with me.

Well, it won't be enjoying anything with you for the time being. :D

Because it is planning tomorrow's lunch with me.

I hope you enjoyed your time with it.

Ditto for you.

And you. :cool:

And now it's mine again.

I am sure you didn't mean that.

I, too, am sure he didn't mean that.

I do mean to have the last word once again.

You wish...

...no need.

Yes there is. Unless you don't want the Last Word.

Wanting is no longer necessary because i always have it.

>"always"

incorrect!

But I know I'm right.

You can be all the right you want, it'll just be without the last word.

Why not both?

That's just illogical.

My logic is more up to date than yours.

As long you admit the LW is mine I'm ok with your logic.

That is something I am just not comfortable with.

Neither of you have it, though.

You stand corrected.

You might want to double-check your facts.

I did a double check led me to the last word again.

You'll have to check again then.

Check is done and complete, last word is mine.

Check more thoroughly this time.

Clearly I have.

I think you're wrong.