The Last Word

Word. Last Word. We out.

Please leave the door at the door when you go out, thank you!

I won't be leaving the last word at the door.

You won't even reach the door with the LW.

Because it wouldn't want me leaving.

You can stay, but it does not mean the LW is with you.

Actually it does.

That's not possible since it is by my side.

You must not have recently looked at your side.

I don't have to I just know it.

You can know whatever you like, but know that I have the last word.

The LW and I are back from holiday :)

The last word has had enough of a holiday away from me.

The LW is still enjoying time away from you.

A brief time.

As brief as it gets, because it has always been with me.

Unlike now.

What do you mean unlike now? pffft.....

More exactly like now is what I'm saying.

Can't you see you're wrong?

You are all wrong. The only certifiable fact is that the LW is with me.

It was only a temporary certification.

None of you are certified to have the LW.

That also includes you.

No I have got my papers saying I am the one and only person certified to have the LW.

I'll consider returning the last word once siad papers have been produced.

:wave: :p aper: :p aper: :p aper:

As the paper is not legibly clear certification, I will continue to maintain the last word.

It would be better if you had your eyes checked. It is perfectly clear that the LW is rightfully mine.

My eyes are fine seeing that the last word is here.

I am sure your eyes would love that, but I am afraid they are wrong again.

They're not wrong about having the last word.

You won't believe then....

Believe this.

What? That I have the LW?

No, not that. This.

You can have this or that. I'll have the LW.

No you won't.

Neither will you.

End-of-week LW :)